Freeman's Mind： Episode 12-8alyPGvqhoE.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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All right. I've figured it out.

#300:00:09,820→00:00:11,294

You guys are zombies.

#400:00:11,294→00:00:14,643

Not the horror movie kind, but the honest-to-God voodoo kind.

#500:00:14,643→00:00:18,234

Somebody resurrected you from the dead and he's on his lunch break or something

#600:00:18,234→00:00:21,891

so that's why you're just standing here next to all these lasers and guns.

#700:00:21,891→00:00:26,558

I can't help you guys because your brains are being controlled by somebody else.

#800:00:26,558→00:00:28,727

Oh, yeah, see, there's your master up there.

#900:00:28,727→00:00:31,569

I should go talk to him. Maybe I can buy one of you off him.

#1000:00:31,569→00:00:33,525

You could help out around the house or something.

#1100:00:33,525→00:00:35,089

Besides, I have a gun.

#1200:00:35,089→00:00:37,367

Everything's for sale when you have a gun.

#1300:00:38,237→00:00:41,022

I know how to talk to these people; I've been to Haiti.

#1400:00:41,022→00:00:44,033

Les yeux de Dieu ne regardent pas beaucoup là.

#1500:00:44,643→00:00:46,834

Hey, is that some more ammo?

#1600:00:47,601→00:00:49,400

All right! High-five!

#1700:00:49,870→00:00:51,729

Well... forget it.

#1800:00:51,729→00:00:54,139

I am a little envious of those guys, actually;

#1900:00:54,139→00:00:56,509

just standing there next to things that could kill them.

#2000:00:56,509→00:00:58,005

I wish I could be like that.

#2100:00:58,005→00:01:00,290

Just not care whether I live or die.

#2200:01:00,290→00:01:04,178

Considering every retarded risk I've taken this morning,

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you'd think I don't care, but I do.

#2400:01:06,388→00:01:07,609

I don't want to die.

#2500:01:07,609→00:01:10,884

I want other people to die FOR me.

#2600:01:10,884→00:01:13,247

SCIENTIST: Rescued at last! Thank GOD you're here!

#2700:01:13,247→00:01:14,615

Ah, the rescue team!

#2800:01:14,615→00:01:15,927

[machine gun fire]

#2900:01:15,927→00:01:18,342

Or, um... what?

#3000:01:18,342→00:01:22,711

Okay, I can understand shooting someone running at you screaming, but...

#3100:01:22,711→00:01:25,426

I dunno, this feels shady.

#3200:01:25,426→00:01:27,040

Is there another way out of here?

#3300:01:27,040→00:01:29,189

I think this guy's in a bad mood.

#3400:01:29,189→00:01:31,695

No... all right, fine.

#3500:01:31,695→00:01:33,501

I'll try and go make friends,

#3600:01:33,501→00:01:35,734

even though that always ends up the same way.

#3700:01:36,229→00:01:39,864

See, he's not even trying to plant a gun on him or hide the body.

#3800:01:39,864→00:01:44,133

That's a bad sign. Like this is just another day at work for him.

#3900:01:44,133→00:01:46,927

I'll at least give him some warning so I don't sneak up on him.

#4000:01:46,927→00:01:48,605

HECU: Maintain lookout.

#4100:01:48,605→00:01:50,229

This guy's jumpy.

#4200:01:50,229→00:01:51,547

Hey, killer. What's up?

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[machine gun fire]

#4400:01:52,347→00:01:53,872

[machine gun fire] God! Jesus! Shit...

#4500:01:53,872→00:01:54,605

Dammit.

#4600:01:54,605→00:01:56,434

Diplomacy sucks!

#4700:01:57,234→00:01:58,033

[machine gun fire] OW!

#4800:01:59,752→00:02:01,447

Man, what's your problem?!

#4900:02:01,447→00:02:03,788

And why are you shooting everyone?!

#5000:02:03,788→00:02:06,131

I'm taking this gun away from you, mister.

#5100:02:06,131→00:02:09,002

You're obviously not mature enough to handle it.

#5200:02:09,002→00:02:11,800

Now, you sit there and think about what you've done.

#5300:02:11,800→00:02:15,414

Somebody needs to explain what the term "rescue" means to that guy.

#5400:02:15,414→00:02:18,243

It does NOT mean whatever he thinks it means.

#5500:02:18,243→00:02:19,669

Well, more ammo.

#5600:02:19,669→00:02:23,117

I wish I could save all this for a rainy day, but the way this day's going,

#5700:02:23,117→00:02:25,526

it must be pouring outside right now.

#5800:02:25,526→00:02:29,506

Not that I'd know anything about that; I'm still stuck in these catacombs.

#5900:02:29,506→00:02:32,003

So, yeah, guess I just killed a guy.

#6000:02:32,003→00:02:34,368

Totally on purpose this time.

#6100:02:34,368→00:02:37,467

I'll just keep on moving and not really think about that.

#6200:02:38,171→00:02:40,235

SCIENTIST: Don't kill me! I'm with the Science Team!

#6300:02:40,235→00:02:44,406

Hey, me too, but you go on first just in case they're not cool with that.

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[machine gun fire]

#6500:02:45,913→00:02:48,864

Yeah, see, I'm just getting some bad vibes here.

#6600:02:48,864→00:02:50,912

Is there another floor I can get off on?

#6700:02:50,912→00:02:52,959

I think this is the wrong one.

#6800:02:52,959→00:02:54,144

No...

#6900:02:54,144→00:02:55,639

Well, maybe I'm being a pessimist,

#7000:02:55,639→00:02:59,278

but I just don't think I'm going to get along with these guys.

#7100:02:59,278→00:03:03,462

It's like a throwback to high school where everyone had their--oh, more ammo--

#7200:03:03,462→00:03:07,748

where everyone had their own cliques and you had to watch what you said to which group.

#7300:03:07,748→00:03:10,776

I guess the difference is here there won't be so much drama.

#7400:03:10,776→00:03:14,369

We all have guns so we should be able to work out our differences pretty quickly,

#7500:03:14,369→00:03:16,634

and won't have to draw this out over the school year.

#7600:03:17,182→00:03:18,133

CUT IT OUT!

#7700:03:19,907→00:03:23,324

SEE, YOU GUYS PROBABLY NEVER GOT OVER THIS CRAP FROM HIGH SCHOOL!

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I WENT ON TO COLLEGE!

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OW!

#8000:03:26,892→00:03:29,462

I HAVE A DOCTOR'S DEGREE!

#8100:03:29,462→00:03:30,834

You guys are dicks!

#8200:03:31,443→00:03:33,413

I know what's going on here.

#8300:03:33,413→00:03:37,152

Every one of you wants to be the big hero for rescuing us

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but you can't decide so you fight over it.

#8500:03:39,613→00:03:43,824

Instead of taking turns, you just shoot anyone who walks out the door

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so that no one else can take credit for the rescue.

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God damn!

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Congratulations!

#8900:03:48,693→00:03:49,728

You won the prize!

#9000:03:49,728→00:03:51,133

You're all dead.

#9100:03:52,764→00:03:53,467

Yuck...

#9200:03:54,450→00:03:57,362

So, how many people have I killed now? Three or four?

#9300:03:57,362→00:04:02,600

I think that one guy killed his buddy with a grenade, which doesn't surprise me at all.

#9400:04:02,600→00:04:04,267

Okay, left... right...

#9500:04:06,164→00:04:08,793

I'll go this way, I'll just crawl this time.

#9600:04:08,793→00:04:09,926

Save my back.

#9700:04:09,926→00:04:12,632

I still don't even know what any of these lasers do,

#9800:04:12,632→00:04:15,173

just that it's probably not good.

#9900:04:15,173→00:04:19,048

I don't think these are like those coupon dispensers at the grocery store.

#10000:04:19,048→00:04:22,778

Man, I don't think I want to go this way; I'm just going to turn around.

#10100:04:22,778→00:04:25,137

So, yeah. I'm killing people now.

#10200:04:25,137→00:04:29,527

But that was NOT murder. That was TOTALLY self-defense.

#10300:04:29,527→00:04:33,104

Just because I had a submachine gun doesn't change anything.

#10400:04:33,104→00:04:35,368

It just lets me defend more efficiently.

#10500:04:35,368→00:04:37,499

I haven't murdered anyone.

#10600:04:37,499→00:04:39,202

Err, not today, anyway.

#10700:04:39,202→00:04:41,339

All right, where am I going?

#10800:04:41,339→00:04:44,874

I think I did a U-turn again; this looks like a dead end.

#10900:04:44,874→00:04:47,029

There's no steps, of course.

#11000:04:47,029→00:04:50,477

Well this conveyor might go somewhere, but it's going the wrong way.

#11100:04:50,477→00:04:52,200

Yeah, I don't wanna--WHOA!

#11200:04:53,573→00:04:56,529

Okay, fuck this. There's gotta be another way out of here.

#11300:04:56,529→00:04:58,667

Oh, hey, I can just climb up there.

#11400:04:59,363→00:04:59,801

Okay...

#11500:05:02,413→00:05:04,588

HECU: No sign objective, sir.

#11600:05:04,588→00:05:05,534

Oh no.

#11700:05:06,976→00:05:08,888

So, we going to play nice, or...?

#11800:05:08,888→00:05:10,534

HECU: Movement! Shit! Nope.

#11900:05:12,269→00:05:15,152

Well, looks like my armor's better than yours.

#12000:05:15,152→00:05:18,558

And I'll just loot your bodies because that's how I roll.

#12100:05:18,558→00:05:22,451

And that puts me at six or seven counts of self defense.

#12200:05:22,451→00:05:23,267

All right.

#12300:05:24,627→00:05:28,300

Heeeeyyyyy! "Surface Access"!

#12400:05:29,084→00:05:29,968

Yes!

#12500:05:31,288→00:05:32,234

Score!

#12600:05:33,563→00:05:34,817

[exhale]

#12700:05:34,817→00:05:39,716

Y'know, I think murder used to be legal in Texas, if it was in your house

#12800:05:39,716→00:05:42,367

and your wife was having sex with another man.

#12900:05:42,858→00:05:45,399

Hm, maybe you had to be drunk, too.

#13000:05:45,399→00:05:48,300

They have drive-through beer stands in Texas.